How is it that perfectly innocent activities now have a dark, insidious side?
My house was measured by a young lady for new carpeting this morning. And in this new world I felt suspect for having put up plastic sheeting to protect my floors while removing popcorn ceilings. After all, isn't that how Dexter might have prepared to commit a hideous murder?
What a world!
Oh No! You forgot your gloves! Now your fingerprints will be everywhere!
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