Saturday, October 22, 2016

Loss of Innocence

How is it that perfectly innocent activities now have a dark, insidious side?

My house was measured by a young lady for new carpeting this morning. And in this new world I felt suspect for having put up plastic sheeting to protect my floors while removing popcorn ceilings. After all, isn't that how Dexter might have prepared to commit a hideous murder? 

What a world!

1 comment:

  1. Oh No! You forgot your gloves! Now your fingerprints will be everywhere!